Malvin and Penelope.

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Once upon a time…

There lived a purple and green polka dotted dragon,

Who lived in a mountain cave painted in bright yellow all on his own.

The dragon was named Malvin, and he was lonely. So one day he went on a little adventure to the town at the bottom of the mountain.

In the little town of hobnobred, the folk were simple and the sight of a giant purple dragon disturbed them muchly.

Malvin was a harmless dragon; he wouldn’t hurt a fly, and found it difficult to even eat leaves.

But the townswomen still ran away and the men still ran towards him with pitchforks and fire. The scared little dragon only wanted some female company, ideally he wanted a nice female dragon who loved red t-shirts.

His pile of them felt quite lonely when he had to wear them alone. He tried to ask the people of the town if they had seen such a dragon but when he spoke they only heard growls, which they found extremely threatening, so would gather in huge gangs to run in the opposite direction.

So he would have to fly home dejected. One day however, when attempting to converse with the townspeople, a beautiful sight appeared to him. An orange dragon with pink squares all over it came trotting over the hill.

He fell in love instantly. Her long eye lashes fluttered at him over her bright blue eyes. She was his ideal woman wearing a bright red t-shirt!

However to get to her he had to pass through the mob of men with fire. And at the sight of this other dragon, it had doubled in size. He decided to fly over them but they attacked him with arrows, which penetrated his favourite t-shirt!!! He tried to hold back his tears in order to not look weak in front of the lady dragon.

Tumbling through the sky, in imminent danger of trampling the people below, he saw that she was crying for him, and that they had turned on her, and the same thing had happened, her red t-shirt was also torn.

This made Malvin angry. He took one large gulp and let out a huge rawrr, like dragons do, with all his courage he stomped over the town people killing them all in order to save his love.

When all were lying dead in the dirt, they ran toward each other, the ground shaking with every thud.

When they met in the middle, they took one look at each other and kissed passionately.

When it was over, Malvin realised that his loves t-shirt was actually orange, and was instantly repulsed.

 He turned around and flew back home: orange was a horrible colour he couldn’t love someone who didn’t wear red!

And the lady dragon, who was named Penelope, flew home crying over her lost love.

The End.